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うちはイタチ ᴜᴄʜɪʜᴀ ɪᴛᴀᴄʜɪ ([personal profile] jikogisei) wrote2013-04-23 07:13 pm

One Necessary Lie ✧ Video

[The video feature flicks on but it's completely black and is silent for a minute. Perhaps it was done on accident. But wait, no, that's not the case. There's a man's voice, unidentifiable except to those who know him. Either way, he sounds unamused.]

A world where you collect animals and let them do the fighting for you. Seems cruel. Or perhaps you just don't see it that way. Using creatures to collect ridiculous badges. What good will it do you when you leave this place? If you leave this world.

[Itachi pauses, silence fills the moment.]

How many of you still continue your own physical training as you level up your creatures? Would you be capable of taking down your enemy without the aide of your Pokemon? Would you be satisfied if you couldn't? [Yes, Sasuke. Those last two questions were specifically aimed towards you.]

It also appears that the dead walk among us. [Does he know about the other shinobi or simply referring to himself -- hard to tell. Some might not even recognize him by voice alone. So finally he shifts it around to reveal his face. Itachi doesn't have the hitae-ai sitting upon his forehead like usual and his surroundings are hard to pinpoint. The maroon cloak he's wearing doesn't help as it covers the rest of his clothes.]

[He sighs as if this is all a big bother or an annoyance.]
I suppose it's only polite to introduce myself. My name is Uchiha Itachi.

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[personal profile] angerpoints 2013-05-17 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rrrgh... okay, this guy's pretty hard to argue with, Yusuke'll give him that. Hard to crack, too, which is making this whole conversation pretty damn tiring. He's 95.5% sure this Uchiha guy's no good, but without proof that he's actually done anything aside from be a huge pain in the ass, there's no point in continuing to try (and continuing to fail at) interrogating him, leaving Yusuke to become flustered and snap:]

Yeah, you just came on the network with a fucking attitude and some weird ambiance and thought, "hey, if I make people feel bad about using magic animals and call it 'asking questions', nobody'll try to call me on it". Sucks to be you.

[And with that, Yusuke ANGRILY and RELUCTANTLY throws in the towel. He doesn't do so without taking note of a certain detail that Itachi generously included as he was shutting him down, though, which is what then prompts him to say:]

"Someone in particular", huh. Should've namedropped him so we wouldn't've had a problem.

[He's assuming this "somebody" is a guy, anyway, since... well, okay, he doesn't really have a reason. HE'S JUST SEXIST, IS ALL.]

... anyway, to answer your stupid question - [Because what the hell, he might as well, while he's still sitting here wasting his damn time adks;fk] - yeah, I still train myself. Can't exactly afford not to, since I got some asshole trying to sic demons on everybody back home.

[Them's fightin' words. Or they would be, if they weren't meta.]